SACRIFICES TO THE FLOWER GODS

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COMING OF AGE DRAMEDY // SCREENPLAY

PACTS ARE SACRED, BIATCH

Three girls vow to make out with high school boys before the end of 8th grade, but their plan goes humorously and dangerously awry.

“If we don’t, we’re gonna look like prudes. Like un-horny, un-attractive prudes. Like wrinkly nuns. Like hermaphrawhatevers.”

”You need to sit down one day and just read the dictionary.”

”I say we make a pact. We have to make out with someone before the end of the year.”

”Or what?”

”Or I punch you in the boob.”

”Yeah, well, Sam’s the only one who’s got boobs, so I’m safe.”
Emily Womelsduff