SIRENS

A BOY, HIS KID SISTER, & THEIR PET MERMAID / NANNY

When an art student finds a naked girl washed up on the beach below his house, his little sister believes the stranger is a mermaid. Unfortunately for them, she's right.

“It’s called ‘artistic integrity.’ You should try it sometime.”

”There’s integrity, and there’s being a pretentious dick.”

”Hey, it’s called being a hipster now.”

”You buy jeans at Target. That is the opposite of hipster.”

”Don’t be hating on Target.”
Emily Womelsduff